Saturday, August 23, 2008

So theres this princess...

So theres this princess, and she's not that pretty, but sometimes liked to pretend she was pretty, and she had shoulder length hair and she kind of wants it to be shorter, like to her chin, and she wants it to be wavy with loose curls at the bottom but she is not sure... She should:
  • A) Do it! I mean, it WILL grow out...
  • B) Don't...
  • C) Be a good little girly and ask her daddy and mommy for advice...
Uh... Skip option C....

Back from vacation... School in 1 week... Bats in teens bra...

Ok... So as none of you know unless you are Aven, I have been on vacation since 2 Saturdays ago at a place I'd rather not mention on the internet because it's in this state and some creepy guy could do a wee bit of research and kidnap me because in our tiny state, it's not that hard... e-mail me if you need more info about this, people who have my e-mail...

School is in one week... ew...

This is the worlds weirdest story EVAR:
Teenager finds a new very close friend in a rather funny place... And it's not a human...
^Please read... Please?

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Whatever...

My blog rules:
  • Ignore whatever I write in purple... It's usually something I shouldn't say or you shouldn't read... but whats the difference rite?
  • Don't spam me... I will murder you be very angry
  • If you don't have an account and want to comment.. Pls leave your name... I will eat delete anonymous comments full of anonymousness...
  • Remember that if I say 'mib'... Mib is my word for when I don't have a word...
  • Don't laugh about the fact that I have a 3D sticker of winnie the pooh and piglet having a picknick on the back of my iPod...
  • Remember that I'm not always SuperDuperNiceFriendlyHappy-Zo all the time...
  • If you are Joe Jonas... DoN't LeAvE! *flails* *thinks about how that should have been in purple but stops since you will most likely read it anyways* nm... why the hell would her be reading this page? Jeez...
  • Ummmmmmmmm.... ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZ... Huh!? Whua!? Bzuhdgibligmanipydip! Sorry... I forgot.............. Oh yeah! Don't comment/call/e-mail/contact me after tomorrow (Friday, August 8th) night because I will be on vacation until the 23rd...

My summer status:
Amazigly bored out of my mind and about to cry at lack of contact with my friends...
FABULOUS because I am by the pool every day and haven't touch anything electronical until now and I look beautiful in my beautiful Chanel bathingsuit! By that I mean the total opposite since I haven't been to the pool once this summer and I don't own a Chanel bathing suit and I've spent most of my summer (80% of it in fact) using my computer...


My new e-mail:
E-mail my old e-mail to get it...


Anyone notice:
That at the end of the song S.O.S. (If you don't know who it's by; you have been living in a hole with bunny rabits being wildly entertained by their hopping) there is the sound of a glass breaking? It's probably Miley Cyrus breaking through the recording studio glass to rip Nick Jonas' head off for hugging other girls at the final of the DC games last year...


My life:
Sucks...
Is ah-mae-zing. What's a 'zigazig-ah'?


Make-over deadline: 26 days...